You have been directed to this page, because someone thinks you deserve to be *plonked* or flamed for your behaviour. Choose the punishment, that you think you deserve for all your indecent behavior.

If you were given a classic plonk:
  Plonkownia (author: Andy/Anadune)
  Plonk ASCII ART (author: bmw)
  Standardized Bonehead Reply Form - original form (author: David Parsons)
  Standardized Bonehead Reply Form - more up-to-date (author unknown)
  Plonk autoresponder - Polish version (author unknown)
Something a bit stronger:
  The Original Go Fuck Yourself Page
  Polish page on NTG
  A very nice song
  Such a nice plonk, so sorry
If you didn't do your homework:
  Ask Google
  Read the FAQ
If you were trolling:
  Don't feed the trolls (author: jgs)
  Don't feed the trolls (author unknown)
  Don't feed the trolls (author: e)
  Don't feed the trolls (author unknown)
  Don't feed the trolls (author unknown)
  Don't feed the trolls (author unknown)

If you know any other interesting forms of plonking or you know the authors of any of the above anonymous entries, mail me.